The Weblog Miguel News: Donald, we heard you were going to shoot down birds flying in from Mexico.
Donald T.: Yes, really, you can believe, I always will do so.
TWMN: Why? Birds have always crossed borders.
Donald T.: Look, they shit in our country and are horrible criminals. They steal our birds’ food from their nests and attack our bird wives.
TWMN: They’re birds!
Donald T.: And I’m Donald!